tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86083136080026522432011-04-21T14:50:11.995-07:00Le umoristiche occasioni impoetiche di una scrittice autoironica.Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-14026860652250310012009-04-19T03:28:00.000-07:002009-04-19T03:29:25.655-07:00Ho aspettato sul portone<br />non è uscito<br />l’ho cercato nell’ufficio<br />era già uscito<br />l’ho visto nella piazza<br />l’ho seguito nella piazza<br />è entrato in un negozio<br />sono entrata in quel negozio<br />è uscito sul cortile<br />sono uscita sul cortile<br />è passato dal cancello<br />son passata dal cancello<br />dal cancello ha preso la strada<br />dal cancello ho preso la strada.<br />Ma la strada era deserta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-1402686065225031001?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-4243894538044713912009-04-19T03:11:00.001-07:002009-04-19T03:11:50.754-07:00Mi sono così offesa<br />per essermi denigrata<br />che non mi son parlata<br />per una settimana.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-424389453804471391?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-30412111691835999522009-04-19T03:04:00.001-07:002009-04-19T03:04:50.938-07:00Un tale mi ha chiesto la mano<br />ma mi son rifiutata.<br />Mi scoccia molto<br />quando mi tocca<br />diventare monca.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-3041211169183599952?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-38511788597591824892009-04-19T03:02:00.004-07:002009-04-19T03:04:08.696-07:00A furia di recriminare<br />sul passato<br />mi sto accorgendo<br />di non creare un presente<br />e ho gran paura<br />che senza presente<br />nel mio futuro<br />non avrò un passato<br />su cui recriminare.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-3851178859759182489?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-41477957371787574022009-04-19T03:02:00.003-07:002009-04-19T03:02:50.814-07:00Gli ho chiesto un favore<br />e mi ha detto<br />che me l’avrebbe fatto<br />se gliela davo.<br />Gliel’ho data,<br />ma il favore non me l’ha fatto.<br />Allora<br />me la son ripresa.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-4147795737178757402?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-57342406274462570402009-04-19T03:02:00.001-07:002009-04-19T03:02:34.196-07:00Con il sole di marzo<br />ogni cosa fiorisce.<br />Solo io non fiorisco,<br />ma il contadino mi ha detto<br />che posso sembrar fiorita<br />con una bella zappettata.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-5734240627446257040?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-23019388333329535672009-04-19T03:01:00.000-07:002009-04-19T03:02:02.772-07:00Mi cerco sempre<br />e non mi trovo mai.<br />Devo smetterla<br />di avvertirmi prima.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-2301938833332953567?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-68413457805781387352009-04-19T03:00:00.000-07:002009-04-19T03:01:03.104-07:00Ho girato a lungo per la casa<br />cercandomi e chiamandomi<br />ma non c’ero.<br />Come potevo essere uscita<br />se non mi son vista uscire<br />né dalla porta<br />né dalla terrazza<br />né dalla finestra<br />né dal cortile<br />né dal pollaio<br />né dal seminterrato?<br />Ah, ecco com’era successo.<br />Ero uscita dai gangheri.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-6841345780578138735?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-37714552696847930752009-04-19T02:58:00.000-07:002009-04-19T02:59:06.791-07:00Ho bussato alla mia porta<br />ma appena ho capito<br />che a bussare ero io<br />mi son risposta secca:<br />non ci sono!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-3771455269684793075?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8608313608002652243.post-62056465850930283852009-04-19T02:48:00.000-07:002009-04-19T02:58:03.905-07:00Ho perduto la faccia<br />ma per quanto cerchi<br />non ne trovo traccia.<br />Ecco perché mi dicono<br />che sono una sfacciata.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8608313608002652243-6205646585093028385?l=leilabaiardo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leila Baiardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02121707622073363239noreply@blogger.com0